- A pile of dirty towels on the floor
- A single towel on the floor
- A dish rag that accidentally fell on the floor
- OK, lets just go with terry cloth item(s) on the floor. Fuckin Cat
- The floor, two inches in front of the litter box
- the door leading out to the litter box in the sun room. It was apparently too hot/cold to go out there and pee. Fuckin Cat
- The cat scratcher. The corrugated cardboard cat scratcher. Fuckin Cat
- Lastnights jammies, next to the bed on the floor.
- OK, fuck it. Cotton things On The Floor. That Fuckin Cat
- The pillow she was laying on. Cus apparently it was just too comfortable to get up and go somewhere else to pee.
- The box that *insert expensive product name here* came in and that we might need to return
- The new roommates leather backpack. Oh yah. That really happened.
- Anything available in your line of sight, that offers her the opportunity to look at you with extreme malice while she pees. Because she is angry. And she needs you to know it. Just to be a bitch.
Penny was an awesome cat - in that her bladder was easily human sized. That God Damned Cat.
