Will someone please tell me the exact event 5 years ago that led to disposable head razors TRIPLING in price; cus, I just cant remember a specific cause, yet the result is clear. Is it possible that disposable head razor manufacturers only just realized that Americans will pay damn near any price for the ability to shave stubble? Is it that The Man wants us to choose between being poor or being hirsute?
Well, I say Fuck You Disposable Head Razor Manufacturers! I will no longer be a slave to your cutting ways! (In a world where 'never' means 'probably never, but check with me again in a few days') As of today I will never again shave!
So, There! Take That.
-- Oh gawd. What have I done?
